Dental Humor

How About A Little Dental Humor To End The Week?

Here at McKinney Pediatric Dentistry we love to have fun! So this week we thought we would change it up a bit and give everyone a chance to be a part of the quirky humor that makes up our office!

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?              A: A little plaque

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?              A: “You have a hole in one. ” 

Q: Where does the dentist get his gas?                  A: At the filling station

Q: What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums?Flossoraptor

A: The Flosso-Raptor








Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?         A: This won”t hurt a byte


Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?          A: He braces himself


Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?                A: A gummy bear


Q: What is a dentist’s busiest time of the day?          A: Tooth hurty! (2:30)


Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?molar bear

A: A molar bear






Although we may not always greet you with our silly one-liners or jokes, here at McKinney Pediatric Dentistry we always strive to make every dental visit a fun and memorable experience for the whole family!  From an energetic staff who will love your kids, to games on the Wii, to Disney movies galore, there is never a dull moment here at McKinney Pediatric Dentistry!  You are guaranteed to leave with a smile and that is no joke!

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